Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 23, 2009

Shuffle Shitlist

(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.

Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.

by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009

shortstackateers

a website for fans of the best band ever SHORT STACK. Consists of the latest goss, news, photos and music of the boys!

www.shortstackateers.piczo.com

by tontastack July 12, 2009

Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 22, 2009

shortstack

a particularly short person

"that shortstack cooks might good"

by JT December 15, 2003

Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

Shortlip

Making a long story short, sometimes even shorter than the readers digest version.

Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."

by dj_nafi June 26, 2014