Urban Dictionary: Definitions by yourdirtydiaper

Birch Bark Canoe

A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.

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Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.

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One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

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One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

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