Dry shopping

When online shopping and not actually buying anything just adding to your cart.

I added 5 Apple watches to my cart, I love dry shopping.

by Cloudyday September 4, 2016

window shopping

When one visits a store or mall to admire goods rather than to purchase them. The 'shopper' seems to be looking so intently at the glass in storefront windows that he appears to want to buy the window itself, hence 'window shopping'.

"You seem to be really interested in that sweater. Do you plan on getting it?"

"No, I'm just window shopping."

by Kidduffah September 18, 2005

Swag Shopping

When you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.

Leroy: Yo, you find a job yet?
Steve: Nah, I'm just here swag shopping.
Leroy: What you get so far?
Steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, USB sticks, bag of chips, Frisbee, and toilet paper.

by khangn14 May 1, 2012

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

candy shopping

A person who runs around the store buying everything in sight.
Someone who buys things on an impulse.

My girlfriend is always candy shopping.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Socking

The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.

Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking

by PickelRick February 9, 2022

Ninja shopping

Going to a large shop or store, typically a supermarket and getting in and out really quickly. To just buy what you were going in for without getting delayed by special offers or little old ladies getting in the way.

Max was out of the store with the beers before they guys had even found a good parking spot. Thats why they sent him, he was the best at ninja shopping.

by Maxx Borchovski April 20, 2009