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schlode

1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.
'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'
by 'schlode' February 10, 2007
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splodey pants

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!
by knittzilla January 2, 2008
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shodenfan

A type of sports fan, the focus for which is the following of particular team, not to support that team in the standard fashion, but to delight in that teams losses.

A person who primarily expresses hatred for, and roots against, a particular team.

One whose main focus, regarding sports, is to revel in a particular teams' losses and humiliations.

An annoying person who is obsessed with such behavior.
John is Georgia Techs' biggest 'shodenfan.' When it comes to sports all he can talk about is how much he hates the team, missing no opportunity to obsessively speak ill of them or gleefully tease it's supporters.
by Mo T Juste March 28, 2009
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shlozet

1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.

In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.

2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.

Also see: shloset.
Bradley: Mind if I take a quick shlozet?

Bryan: What the hell are you talking about?
by braddlecat April 4, 2010
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shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member
can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?
by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011
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shoder

A shoder Is A massive 15 Inch Penis that Slaps people in the face if your being rude
OH YOUR SHODER JUST WACKED ME!
by DILDOCHODE April 4, 2017
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shlopetti

When you are getting head from a girl and it sounds like she is eating spaghetti.
Yo Aj, you need to get some good shlopetti so you don’t feel sad.
by H. Marshall April 10, 2019
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