Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.

Good riddance, you shit shitsters!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

Chaotic Shitposter

Someone who has no readable energy and never stops shitposting. Goes for high-effort shitposts and is probably a top.

Freind 1: How was your grindr date?
Friend 2: It was cool, found out he's a chaotic shitposter

by 18cowboys July 9, 2020

shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

Shitastrophe

When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.

Don't go into that stall...it's a shitastrophe.

by stormin4 May 17, 2011

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Shitposter

Someone who is funny on Facebook, but not in real life

Hey look it's Aaron the popular shitposter on Facebook! He's not really that funny in person, who would've imagined

by filopakk May 25, 2021