v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
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A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.
by james November 15, 2003
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1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
Usage.
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."
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Get the shitling mug.The rawest punk band from sweden, started in 1981 and broke up in 1982. However in there short time they managed to release 2 EPs and Inspired many D-beat punk bands and also they're first gig was opening for The Exploited.
by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 30, 2012
Get the The Shitlickers mug.A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, where the man paints the women's face with a mustache that resembled Adolph Hitler's.
I was pretty hammered last night, and thought it would be funny to give Sarah an Adolph Shitler. She was not amused.
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