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Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.
Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes
by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014
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ShitAdelaide

ShitAdelaide is the best Instagram for everything funny happening in Adelaide, Australia
Person 1 - OMG, have you seen the latest ShitAdelaide post, it’s so funny

Person 2 - No, I don’t follow them

Person 1 - You need to follow them on Instagram, @ShitAdelaide
Person 2 - Ok, will do

3 days later

Person 2 - ShitAdelaide is the funnies and best
Person 1 - See, what’d I tell ya
Person 2 - I’m gonna tell all my friends about ShitAdelaide
by ShitAdelaide_official July 16, 2018
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Shilayah

A girl who is thick Cute got that wet wet and on her shit
Damn I need me a Shilayah
by Talkable June 6, 2019
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shitamolies

when u wanna say shit but add some PAZAZZ to it, like make it more dramatic ya feel?
oh shitamolies, u just hit my titamolies
by t's and c's apply June 9, 2020
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shibayama

nekoma’s first year libero

the bestest boy that deserved the world but the world doesn’t deserve him
A: so who’s your favorite haikyuu character?
B: the cutest one
A: so shibayama?
by sjasscult January 15, 2021
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Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.
"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."
by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010
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Shitanic

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping
man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover
by bigmikey January 2, 2006
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