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hawkward

when a group of new acquaintances, or people who've just met, sit together in silence; looking ("hawking") (around the room, at eachother, etc.) awkardly.
The moments when your friend leaves the room and his/her friend stays there silently (seemingly waiting for you to start a conversation). Hawkward.

HALKWAARDD!!
by 3V15C3R4710N April 9, 2011
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Hawkward

Something that is hot and awkward.

Can also replace "thats what she said."
I walked in on my ex gettin it. It was hawkward.
by ChrisAndErms October 1, 2010
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hawkward

The awkwardness that accompanies a group of unable bodies at the unfortunate institution called Illinois Tech, home of the Scarlet Hawks. Used to display dismay towards the general population of said school.
Just came back from a party at IIT, dang that sausage fest was hawkward.
by surreality June 26, 2008
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hawkward

An adjective to describe a situation that is so startling, so uncomfortable, so inspiring of speechlessness, it supercedes the constraints of the awkward turtle. May be used in instances of a particularly revealing Freudian slip.

Signed by pointing hands in opposing directions, locking the thumbs, and flapping. An accompanying screech is necessary.

Coined by an English TA at Florida State
I need a girlfriend to suck me dry -- I mean bleed me dry!! HAWKWARD!
by Feter December 6, 2007
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hawkward

Uncomfortable feeling (awkwardness) around some one that is "hawt".
Person 1: I totally just tripped into that hawt guy! ....

Person 2: Oh my gosh 0.0

Person 1: That was HAWKWARD ....
by Eliza Hooper October 28, 2011
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hawkward

1. (adjective) used to describe things that are awkward in the extreme.
Tommy(dialing up his bff):"HEY BITCH WHAT'S UP?!"

Friend's Mom(answered phone):"Hello Tommy, this is 'Bitch's' mom."

Tommy:"Well this is hawkward."
by mhmitsyourmom December 9, 2009
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Stalkward

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.
"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."
by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013
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