1 definition by Feter

An adjective to describe a situation that is so startling, so uncomfortable, so inspiring of speechlessness, it supercedes the constraints of the awkward turtle. May be used in instances of a particularly revealing Freudian slip.

Signed by pointing hands in opposing directions, locking the thumbs, and flapping. An accompanying screech is necessary.

Coined by an English TA at Florida State
I need a girlfriend to suck me dry -- I mean bleed me dry!! HAWKWARD!
by Feter November 12, 2007
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