Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.

mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."

by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011

Shanting

The act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.

Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014

Shaning

Blocking Someone, and keep bringing it up everytime you see them.

No way dude, he totally shaned me! To get him back, i'm gonna shane him for a week
Don't mind him, he is shaning me

by Kjen May 15, 2016

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

Slancing

When you so tired, you gotta close your eyes. But those beats got your body still moving.

#slancelyf #everybodyslancenow

"Man, this weed, 3am, and those beats got me slancing"

by Chairman Mowow September 6, 2019

Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving

“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”

by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022