Shaneism

Shaneism is a word made by a guy named shane who apparently created a religion with a god named enash (enosh; shane spelled backwards) who lives pizza with ketchup.

Melissa: what the fuck is shaneism

Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP

by Purpleflyy June 4, 2018

Shaenika

Shaenika is a beautiful angel. If you get on her bad side then fix it otherwise she will cause drama. If you are lucky enough to be with her remember that she is loyal and strong and won't cheat on anyone. Don't ruin relationships with her otherwise the trust is completely gone. Love her with all your heart!!

Shaenika is a very beautiful girl

by Happy_stupid_hoe February 20, 2019

Shaneidis

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work.

Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneidis.

by Ppandflorgana June 3, 2020

Shaneism

when you have a severe want for hentai, to the point where you watch it at school

Dude, i think your developing a shaneism

by goditselfareulistening youstup September 10, 2020

shaneille

She a bich she thinks she soooo cute fuck that she the ugliest girl she knows nothing fuck shay or Shaneille

Did you see that new girl? Her name is Shaneille

by I’m Karen and I hate people October 8, 2020

Shaneism

An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)

Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”

Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”

by Seb man November 11, 2020

Shaneism

Select phrases out of context that always have a sexual connotation.

A Shaneism Explained
Nick- " I have had a very long hard day on the farm."
Shane-" I'll show you something long and hard"

Connor-" why do you always have to eat the banana backwards"
Shane- " Ligma"

by BB-Cup November 11, 2020