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Separation Anxiety

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items
boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching
by big bootyconsumer69 November 27, 2019
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C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
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separation

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.
That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).
by MB February 9, 2005
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sexperation date

When there is a definite end date to your sexual encounter. Two people involved in a sexual experience that has an end date due to location, timing, marriage, etc.
Oh man, I really dig this chick, but she is moving to Staten Island next week, so there is a sexperation date to our relationship.
by Kevin Nocoins June 15, 2008
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supernational

when a person or people is/are so widely known (but is an average person) that they are known over an entire continent. it's impressive stuff.
philip and ashley are just the DEFINITION of supernational.
by shashley86 June 19, 2010
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Sloperation

This whole process is out of wack; it's a sloperation!
by PortManTeau February 5, 2015
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anal serration

Anal serration is the act of having the anus penetrated by the worlds largest dong. Causing it to rip and fall apart.
"Hey mike did you get an anal serration from that black man today"

"My friend lassie died when her owner have her anal serration"
by White sessy May 26, 2014
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