Skip to main content

Yo-Semite

Another genius invention of Donald Trump, although not as genius as covfefe.
Yo-Semite! is a friendly way to greet your Jewish neighbour, however, use it with caution since you'll probably get a few weird looks.
by TheAlmightyOneYHWH August 8, 2020
mugGet the Yo-Semite mug.

to semite

It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.
John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.
by koldlok October 1, 2012
mugGet the to semite mug.

Yo semite

A term used to refer to a Jew in an archaic manner especially before calling them out for their inconstancies and hypocrisy.
Yo Semite get the hell out of my national park Yosemite and stop justifying your slaughter of thousands of Palestinians
by Nigga Griggs November 18, 2023
mugGet the Yo semite mug.

Kanye's Anti-Semitism

Was the most benign shit you could ever even imagine. Half of it was lauditory. Half of it was persecutory IN HIS DIRECTION. Seriously, you are the most self-righteous people on the fucking planet. Were DOES your delusion of moral superiority come from? Seriously! I just- I'm just curious. Because I know the religious come from their reality monster but uppity white liberal women I'll never know. You're worse than the zealots with that shit.
Hym "Kanye's Anti-Semitism is fine."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
mugGet the Kanye's Anti-Semitism mug.

anti-semitic

Semitics are people of the Middle East, including Arabs, Jews, Akkadians, and Phoenicians.
Anti-semitic is currently a propaganda weapon that Israel and its allies use to attack any person who tries to stand against Israel’s genocide.
It’s okay Binjamin, we will shut the western media up by claiming they’re anti-semitic!
by Peace and l0ve December 2, 2023
mugGet the anti-semitic mug.

Anti Semitic PornStar Cult

when a group of friends play a word filling game and someone says "Anti Semitic Porn star Cult" as an answer
Person 1: what is something that you would not want to see in a grocery store
Person 2: An anti semitic pornstar cult
Group: *laughter*
by Drip_poke July 22, 2022
mugGet the Anti Semitic PornStar Cult mug.

You’re an anti-Semite!!

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale November 22, 2024
mugGet the You’re an anti-Semite!! mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email