Smuffacated

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

scuffed

Having inferior quality, especially of something or someone that was previously good.

This is such a scuffed party.
These pants are so scuffed now.

by Periof January 12, 2017

Snuffaluffagus

A big fluffy elephant thing thats really awesome

The thing off of sesame street

by Punkchick May 12, 2003

scuff

To get dirty or ruin

u scuffed my work boots

by Ricedout July 30, 2003

Stuffage

Better way of saying "Stuff."

That website has a lot of cool Stuffage on it.

by Artey Avarathar VI September 19, 2003

Shuffail

The act of shuffling a deck of cards exceptionally poorly. This can result in all the cards flying out of the hands of the shuffler, or people drawing absolutely miserable hands from the deck of cards. Excellent excuse for those who are losing games of poker or blackjack to poor hands versus inadequate skill.

Dealer: Blackjack...again.
Player 1: This is the third time I got a 6 and a 7. I think that your shuffling methods are trash.
Player 2: Agreed, this is a serious shuffail.
Dealer: I dropped the cards in a bowl of nacho cheese, I'm sorry.

by Hoffenstein December 28, 2010

suffacock

When a male suffacates a person with his penis. The penis is shoved into the throat beyond the point of gagging and actually blocks the airway.

My old lady was really pissing me off with her bitching so I suffacocked her!

by XXXR8Mike July 5, 2009