scrumpystumps

Someone with short fat stumpy legs. Used in the 70's.

Whoa, that dude has some scrumpystumps.

by Mot Studios November 6, 2004

scrumptless

The opposite of scrumptious

damn dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

Scrumpy Gaming

Demoman’s Scrumpy

Scrumpy gaming TF2

HESS man dies

by Scrumpy gaming December 21, 2020

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

by confectionary November 24, 2021

Scrumpy

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

by stuartking March 31, 2009

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007

Scrumptious

One who carries many tissues or is a default

Tfue is so scrumptious just look at the way he defaults around.

by I Lik Eggs October 22, 2018