Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

Scoop and Stuff

When a desperate chick wants to trap a guy into a relationship, she grabs the used condom out of the trash, "scoops" out the jizz and "stuffs" it into her pussy

Or jizzing on her stomach and catching her stuffing it in her pussy. To do the scoop and stuff

by FMDP GDMFK October 22, 2011

scooptie

An attractive female with Thot qualities

Damn, look at those scoopties!

by Scoopties4lyfe May 14, 2015

scopophobia

AN INTESTINE FEAR OF BEING LOOKED AND OR STARED AT AS WELL AS SOME SERVERE CASES BEING AFRAID OF BEING MENTIONED

DO NOT LOOK AT US PLEASE

I REPEAT;

D O N O T L O O K A T U S I B E G O F Y O U

Someone with Scopophobia; "Please don't look at me, I have scopophobia and it really freaks me out."

Random person while directly looking at them; "Oh! I understand *name*! I have stage fright sometimes, it's fine being looked at, just get over it. "

Same person with Scopophobia; "Now you, dear mortal do not understand with how much capacity this has taken to affect me, now may you please not mention or look at me before I either have a panic/anxiety attack, or pull a SCP-096."

by lycxnwolf February 25, 2021

Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022

Oop And Scoop

When a person gets destroyed (Oop) and then gets thrown aside never to be seen or talked about by others (Scoop

Example 1:
Joshua: Hey Tyrone I heard you're going to fight mike
Tyrone: Yeah U know it homie I'm bouta hit him with the Oop And Scoop.

Example 2:

Richard: Yo did you see that James? Tyrone just hit mike with the Oop and Scoop!
James: Mike? Who's mike?
Richard: Exactly.

by Oop Scoop November 6, 2020

Poopity Scoop

When you are taking a shit and someone steals something from your house.

John was taking a shit when his buddy came in and poopity scooped his watch

by HyperFirez June 15, 2018