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Schlong

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’

2. A man's penis
Jesus, look at his schlong!
by And. July 19, 2018
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Schlong Servant

Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.
I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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Shlong Sisters

The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).
Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!
by shlongsisters May 7, 2021
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Scrongle

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion
You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!
by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023
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Big Shlong Lee

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"
Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn
by Strickays September 5, 2017
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donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.
dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.
by hoboman September 12, 2003
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Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
by Schlonganator January 13, 2018
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