schlemy

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.

My neck is killing me.... I've had this schlemy for about 3 weeks now.

by Dickie Greenfield September 29, 2005

The Schuler

to fuck a girl in the ass. and make her cry.

The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.

by Dizzle Dazzle January 15, 2008

Schlepcrash

The art of failing miserably, after dominating without contest, losing any and all dominance once held over any competitors.

ESD schlepcrashed only 1 day after this years all star break, coming back down to earth where they rightly belong.

by abnerville August 30, 2013

Schlee tag

This trend is very new. Because there’s deainfectant everywhere now, people put it in their hands and slap you with it. The day, when this happens often is called schlee tag. The trend is mostly in switzerland.

*Person slaps you*
Me: why did you do that?
Person: because its schlee tag!

by Schlöö December 15, 2020

Schleck

To lick or lap at. Commonly used in Pennsylvania Dutch slang depending on the region your family was from.

Please stop Schlecking yourself it's gross.

He's schlecking his ice cream very noisily.

by Moonbebe February 22, 2021

Schlechta

The biggest queen in the world. She slays so hard, that my hair falls off.

"OMG Schlechta is here"

by Schlechta November 24, 2022

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.

Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!

by Telephony November 24, 2016