Jess: “Wanna grab a beer and chill at the bar? 2 hours!”
Shawna: “Yeah girl! So down. Meet you there!”
Jess 2 hours later: “ Where you at? I got a round waiting”
Shawna: “Ooooooh girl!!!! Got slammed at work and I’m fucking exhausted! Just got in Jammies. Can’t make it. Maybe next time. Love you bitch!”
Jess: “ Damn lady! How many times am I gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”
Shawna: “Yeah girl! So down. Meet you there!”
Jess 2 hours later: “ Where you at? I got a round waiting”
Shawna: “Ooooooh girl!!!! Got slammed at work and I’m fucking exhausted! Just got in Jammies. Can’t make it. Maybe next time. Love you bitch!”
Jess: “ Damn lady! How many times am I gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”
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Schmagma, quite simply, is pussy juice.
Schmagma, quite simply, is pussy juice.
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The end of a beautiful vacation, when the last night camping, you get the urge to go down on your partner and suddenly remember nobody has for over 4 days ...
Oh umm wha...i need to pee. i'll be right back..." thinks while outside "oh my Gawd what a smelly Schmagmahole!
I have a headache dear besides my GD Schmagmahole is sore from last night!!
I have a headache dear besides my GD Schmagmahole is sore from last night!!
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Get the Schram mug.A type of weapons setup used by German and Japanese aircraft in World War 2. In it, aircraft have cannons mounted in an upward firing position, usually diagonally, which are meant to hit and destroy bombers. The Japanese also had a variation with downward firing cannons which proved less successful. The term comes from German, and means Strange Music.
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