Schutz

Someone who does't get with women. Scared of females.

"Schutz doesn't talk to girls."

by RipperMagoo November 6, 2018

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003

schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

shputz

whack ass wisconsin term for rasberry, also can be done on other places other than the belly

I shputzed my girlfriend from wisconsin, so she hit me

by junkieguru December 20, 2008

schmutzy

smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.

Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.

by whodoyouthink January 7, 2009

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

schutzzwerg

A german word for a midget trying to look cool while yielding a sword double the size of the midget.

Yo, that Schutzzwerg looks reel swaggy

by Kaiser Maximilian XI February 19, 2017