shmigma

A Cheese like fungus that grows on the foreskin of dirty/ uncircumcised wangs

The monkey had to eat the shmigma off of its penis because he thought it was cheese.

by John Shmigma May 13, 2005

schmegma

Smelly, White, Cheese-like substance that forms on your dick.

"After a few months Schmegma forms on his dick...I love to lick it"

by Mad Whit September 9, 2003

Schmegma

An unidentified, often gross looking substance on door handles, refrigerators, phones, people etc. Schmegma can be found just about anywhere.

There is schmegma on the wall. Schmegma is falling from the sky. Is that schmegma on your face??

by Just some lesbian January 7, 2005

schmegma

the white creamy milky crusty disgusting ass crumb cheese curdled crap stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker

Blow Job Betty enjoooys liquid hot schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!

by Christian Longfellow January 21, 2004

schmegma

A formation of dead skin cells from your penis. Some people over produce schmegma, some people hardly have much of a problem at all.

I had a yellow formation, millimeters thick that seperated my foreskin from my head the area felt a tiny bit raw but I was fine afterwards.

by normalyosis January 25, 2005

schmegma

1. Dick cheese that forms in the foreskin.

Richard had a schmegma problem from not washing his genitals properly.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004