schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmear

1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.

1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Schmerp

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

by KNor August 2, 2010

schmeail

a term for passing the vape on the low low

“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”

by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

schmegegy

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

SCHMEVINS

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008