Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".
1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."
Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"
John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"
Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"
John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"
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2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)
1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?
Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1
2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.
Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1
2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.
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