Scatext

When an individual informs their friends that they are texting (sending a SMS) whilst in the process of defecating.

After lunch I scatexted my mate just to say hello.

by MontyBurns104 March 20, 2012

Scat Clawed

When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.

Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.

Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Scat art

A type of art that includes pooping on something, and smearing it around with your hands. Usually performed by toddlers on your house walls.

That scat art smelled very fresh.

by Boonkgangsta May 23, 2018

Scatchie

Scatchie equals Scatman means sexman but actually no.. Its a funny guy.

I met sexman (scatchie) yesterday xD! Woah bro u met the funny guy???

by Calmiscool123 January 8, 2022

Scatman John

Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.

'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'

by Yak-man John July 29, 2003

Scat Rat

The mascot for scat loving freaks everywhere. He rates Scat Porn all across the internet and loves every second of it. Type his name into google and you shall witness the horror that is indeed, SCAT RAT.

Bro: Dude, check this out!

Dude: Is it scat rat approved?

Bro: Um, what?

Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.

by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009

scat freak

1. (n) One who derives sexual gratifaction or excitement from being pooped upon or eating poop or any number of unsatisfactory activities involving poo.

"If you're ever over at John's house, don't use ANY dishes or glasses or anything like that. I hear he is a big-time scat freak."

by M240guy June 28, 2004