socket wench

derived from the slang word "ratchet," a socket wench is one who lacks class. Typically used to describe someone with a loose vagina, wears tights as pants, earrings with the circumference of a dinner plate, and 6 inch high heels in inappropriate places (such as the zoo, laser tag, golfing, etc).

"Did you see that socket wench at the grocery store? Someone should consider giving her an emergency hysterectomy to protect our population, ASAP."

by platyguin March 5, 2013

Arkansas Socket Set

Another name for a crescent wrench

Hand my that arkansas socket set so I can loosen that bolt!

by Ertlguy April 23, 2009

chocolate socket

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

by Levontaun April 4, 2007

Cock Socket

The holiest of holies, The place to park ones todger.

Show us yer cock socket bitch.

by Sam Mitchell April 1, 2005

sacktap

the quick flick of one's fingers making contact with another's ballsack, causing a delayed, but tremendous pain in the lower stomach region of one's body.

Brandon sacktapped Jerry and made him cry.

by Daniel Tyrrell July 20, 2004

Sucketh

A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.

Ye sucketh like a man without water!

by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

swacket

A combination of a hooded sweater and a jacket.

"What's that guy wearing?" "It's not a sweater, not a jacket...it must be a swacket."

by Gonzo Campbell February 1, 2006