Definitions by Levontaun

Shoe on Head 

An method of identify verification that began on 4chan in the mid-2000s of verifying a poster claiming to be female is in fact, female, and not using someone's stolen photos. To request "shoe on head" is a request that the user take a picture of themselves on the spot, with their shoe on their head, which is a very random thing to do, and therefore prove they are as attractive as they claim to be.

Anon1: Hello boys, I'm Ashley and these are my photos, don't you think I'm hot?
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt

Shoe on Head by Levontaun November 9, 2022

ayy lmao 

A phrase that began on Tumblr as a caption for any picture of an extraterrestrial, ostensibly because that is the only thing an extraterrestrial ever says. Since its Tumblr beginnings it has come to be used when referencing any unattractive female, particularly one so hideous as to resemble an extraterrestrial herself.

Rupert: Did you see the girl I was with last night?
Dave: Ayy lmao!
Rupert: Dude, she wasn't <i>that</i> ugly.

ayy lmao by Levontaun February 11, 2015

chocolate socket 

Slang term for anus, specifically an anus used for anal intercourse.

I could not wait to stick my cock into Jill's chocolate socket.

chocolate socket by Levontaun April 4, 2007