Ranchovision

RanchoVision :A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Rancho High School. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “RanchoVision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Rancho Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10

Trevor: "Bro did you see that girl?"
Luis: "She's not even cute, bro you must being suffering from Ranchovision."
Trevor: "You're right man let's go ride by Palo"

by ARanchoStudent June 28, 2012

Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.

Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.

That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.

by sue the rottweiler March 5, 2008

Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.

Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing

by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020

Ronchy gringo

When one guy is lying on his back while a woman rides him with her back facing him while she gives another guy head, as she climaxes the she sprays diarea on his chest as the guy getting head holds her shoulders so that the guy being shit on cant move

I went over to sherry and bills for a threesom and them bastards gave me a ronchy gringo

by Suka may korncob May 28, 2019

Dusty Rancher

A dusty rancher is a person who likes to have vile gas passed in their face while they perform oral sex.

Tom realized he was a dusty rancher when Tina farted in his face and he liked it.

by sacredburro November 17, 2011