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Rowan Jezard

Your friendly neighbourhood autist , loves a colouring book and birds in the wind.
wow you're such a rowan jezard
by topshaggerphilly July 24, 2018
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Rowan

Rowan is a person either male or female. They are extremely attractive and usually very creative.

Rowan’s are always the mother or father in their friend group

( but that is because they are usually much more emotionally mature than their peers and feel they cannot connect with their friends)

A Rowan loves books, they love time to themselves and they love the raunb
“Rowan do you have a bandaid?”
Of course. I always do”

“ thanks”

“ hey rowan, how is your book?”
Shut up.”

“ okay...”
by Plant lady May 14, 2021
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Rowan Warner

A kid fucker that has a small dick, says that he eats cheese but he doesn’t. He spends all of his time searching for Swiss cheese to stick his toes in.
Look out it’s Rowan Warner , hide your cheese or else he molest it
by Kid reaper November 27, 2021
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Rowanism

Rowanism is the best religion, political ideology and way of life. Only flops don't believe in Rowanism, join today.
Person 1: I like communism.
Person 2: Rowanism is better you flop.
by stan twice <3 March 15, 2022
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Everyone needs a rowan

Rowans are very smart, intelligent and caring. Everyone needs one in their life
by Ellie Meadowward April 28, 2020
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rowshambo

Actually spelled "rochambeau".

Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.

Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
by RitterX January 7, 2006
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Rowan

Rowan’s are the nicest person on earth. any guy would be lucky to be with her. they are spontaneous but cute, they don’t deal with crap and they love hugs. they love it when guys hold them and make them feel safe. Rowan’s are badasses and or beautiful. absolutely perfect
Have you seen Rowan.

Rowan is awesome.
by bossmove34 September 13, 2019
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