Rootbeer Scrote

When you dip your balls into a mug of rootbeer, while receiving fellatio.

"Did you and Stacey end up getting two scoops at Baskin Robbins last night?"
"Nah, but we did pick up a 2 liter of A&W later, and Stacey gave me a Rootbeer Scrote"
"Nice! Frosted Mug?"
"Yep"

by James Joseph the A/V King June 24, 2017

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

rectal rooter

the most bad ass porn ever invented!!!

man rectal rooter is the best damn porn ever!

by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

get rooted

To "get rooted" is to get fucked.

Boss: Can you work overtime?
Employee: Its Friday arvo, get rooted.

by Sirhugh66 July 13, 2016

booty rooted

when a guy gets butt fucked by another guy

i got booty rooted last night

by tinkerbinker May 30, 2005

mad rooter

A mad rooter is an Australian term for a good friend that has a wild sense of humour . A friend that’s got your back and would do almost anything for you.

“Oi ya mad rooter, what’s goin’ on??”

“Have a look at this mad rooter”

“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”

by Scooter the mad rooter June 8, 2018