Ketchup Ranking

Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.

Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!

by WookieSoup April 28, 2011

door to door rocking

The act of going through neighborhoods with acoustic guitars and busting out monster jams when the unsuspecting neighbors open their doors. Popularized by the cult television show Tenacious D

Most of the psychological comunity aggree that their are five stages a person most go through when confronting death:
1:Anger
2:Denial
3:Canadian Temp Job
4:Door to door rocking
5:Acceptance

by Treyasdgsdf November 2, 2008

rockingest

adjective. Of or about rocking. Of all who rock, one that rocks the most.

My Aussie friend is the rockingest girl on the planet!

by Dynamic Dude September 16, 2005

Rocking Hippy

rocking hippy is when you are in the process of eating a female out in a head banging motion, but not as hard, and then you stick your peace sign fingers in here nose.

my girl likes that rocking hippy move.

by gonzotheguy August 10, 2010

sleeve-rocking

Giving a hand job...hard

Woman: hey :)
Man: hey wanna give me a sleeve-rocking?
Woman: oh you know it ;)
(7 min later)
Man: al;sdkjfoiaslkjfslkdfjsifd, man you rock a mean sleeve
Woman: yeah you "came" to the right place!

by JM(squared)JH&LM January 2, 2010

butt-rocking

Origin: "Rock, my butt!" in reference to confirming that an object was a piece of pottery and not a rock.
Abbr. = DTbr

Also: Act of rocking one's butt.
Certain rules must be followed in order to achieve a successful butt-rocking.
1. The first rule of butt-rocking: you cannot talk about butt-rocking.. think Fight Club.
2. Mandarin, Spanish and British accents are the only acceptable forms of verbal communication.
3. One signifies availability for butt-rocking by uttering "Suns out!" Butt-rocking can only commence when a response of "Guns out!" is reciprocated.

4. In extreme cases, butt-rocking may escalate to buck-rocking.
5. Jazz (pronounced "yazz") flute must be playing whilst butt-rocking.
6. Heavy metal is played only when an escalation to buck-rocking is imminent.

7. "Scooping" is allowed, but a spotter is required under the following circumstances: a) if the butt-rocking event is taking place above sea level, b) if participants are of "rookie" or "amateur" status, and c) if attempting to butt-rock in bodies of water.
8. If below sea level, a spotter is not needed even if other conditions normally warrant one.
9. Butt-rocking can only be performed in the cardinal directions North and/or South.
10. No blood no foul.. if you foul out 3 times you are suspended for a minimum of 7 days.

"Hey man, were you butt-rocking last night?"
-"Yeah man, it was below sea level. It was sweet!"
"Aw sweet! So no spotter?"
-"Nope!"

by Chert December 18, 2012

Rocking the Vardanega

A drinking game invented in the summer of 2004. When making use of the urination station one must consume a continuous amount of alcohol, usually beer, while one is actually urinating. Failure to do so requires the individual to drink more beer. A successful "rocking the Vardanega" entitles the individual to have another beer. Either way, those who "rock the Vardanega" end up drinking a lot of beer and may soon need to return to the urination station, again requiring them to "rock the Vardanega."

Hey, can you pass me a beer? I need one while I'm rocking the Vardanega

by Micro Brew January 29, 2006