roadmat

The phenomenon that develops after a man takes a long drive on vinyl seats without A/C or any other taint sweat inducing activity in which the scrotum becomes firmly adhered to one's crotch.

Hey man how was your trip to New Orleans?

It would've been great but my roadmat was soaking through my shorts!

by Qsamma August 20, 2013

Roadman Shaq

A superior human being who has the power of a gun, with only words. He is a true hero to our nation of 12 year olds all around the globe.

Here is his most powerful words "Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom" Here is how we can use this god in a sentence "Roadman Shaq is a true bawss"

by motherduckerpowpow October 12, 2017

Roadman Wannabe

12 year olds in year 7 acting tough with there Carreras, tracksuits always have there manbag, 97’s, vapourmaxes all types of Nike shoes and drink energy drinks thinking they are hard. Occasionally nicking a drink or two.

that year 7 is such a roadman wannabe

by Frosty 🥶 March 24, 2019

Roadman

A roadman was invented by the British, Roadmen enjoy running ops down, making shit music, selling drugs and approaching peng tings in ends. If you ever get approached by one and they ask if you’ve got cannabis or what ends you’re from , be prepared to get ran down with a machete. A roadman has very impressive lungs because they smoke about 10 g of cannabis a day and still can run down opps. The roadmans habitat is the local londis or any other corner shop in they’re block/ends/area. You do not want to reject a roadman because he will tell you that lol you’re clapped anyways.

Phrases used by the roadman

“Yo b you’re kinda peng still lemme get your snap n dat”
“What ends you from big man”
“Wait till i see you yeh, you’re getting ran down by me and the bredrins”

by Beatrice2k03 on insta September 10, 2019

roadmanreginald

An amazing twitch streamer that plays Beat Saber, someone that also loves their memes.

RoadmanReginald is so cool

by Monkeyboy8008 July 20, 2021

roadamper

under the influence roaming the streets with nowhere to go

you are a roadamper

by ladsonholiday June 24, 2023

Kentucky road map

When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.

When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.

by willthesoundman October 11, 2017