Pine Rider

One who rides the pine. 2nd string baseball player who sits the bench.

"You suck you pine rider."
"I'm not very good at baseball, so I'm just riding the pine."

by Corey H May 28, 2003

river roach

A specific breed of North American megawhore, generally found in rafts and intertubes on large rivers throughout the United States, generally during the summer months. They are easy to spot, usually having their breasts exposed in exchange for beads or alcohol, and wearing aviator sunglasses and any brand of light beer trucker hat. The roach name comes from the roach-like way they crawl in and out of every guy's bed in the campground. River Roaches are not to be confused with a Mud Cricket, but are a close relative.

I can't even go on a float trip without seeing 8 guys that River Roach has already fucked.

by cdub82 May 24, 2016

cloudy river

Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.

1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river

by Fapstick Jenkins March 31, 2015

crimson river

when a girl is on her period

i am so emotional, i think i'm about to take a ride on the crimson river

by sassifrass5468 May 25, 2009

wave riders

To follow someone's action or to believe in something that you don't believe in so you would be considered cool.

They are wave riders don't hang out with them.

by Omar Mohamed January 19, 2019

Naya Rivera

A beautiful women who was taken from us. She dies trying to save her son. She was talented, hilarious, not to mention unbelievably beautiful. She truly was an angel. Rest in peace chica❤

Naya Rivera was amazing

by Maggs.gm January 28, 2021

Riker's Beard

Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.

"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."

"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."

"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."

"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."

by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013