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ridin dirty

driving in an automobile while having atleast a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you.
(sirens blaring)
dude #1: oh shit the cops.
dude #2: whats going on
dude #1: load this gat
dude #2: what the fuck, why?
dude #1: cuz i'm ridin dirty
dude #2: oh....alright(loads gun and aims at the police cruiser)
by jaytee October 31, 2005
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Riding the gravy train

Riding the gravy train is the name of the game. (not to be confused with The Game)
In this context, the game being the life lived by the people in the "industry" with their soulless addiction to pointless materialistic advantages such as money and fame.
So basically if you're "riding the gravy train" you have sold your true self out to the music industry/any other type of corrupt medium for said perks.
Roger Waters in a critical song "Have a cigar" by Pink Floyd :

Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you.

Well I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincerely,
The band is just fantastic that is really what I think,
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it "Riding the gravy train".
by lisartsy November 2, 2014
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Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
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Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.
Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.
by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009
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Squat riding

It involves riding dick but the female is squatting on both feet or one leg on the knee bouncing up and down in a pleasureable way it is one of Dominic’s favorite positions
I’m good on leg day Dominic had me squat riding all weekend
by Angry pirate hooker69 April 7, 2020
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Riding West Of Texas

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.
Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
by Hageam January 16, 2008
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Ringneck

A person who has surpassed brown nosing. Their head is so far up the bosses ass there's a permanent shit ring around their neck.
Coworker: where's Pete?

You: in the office with his head up Tim's ass again.

Coworker: what a fucking ringneck.
by DAFUQ June 5, 2013
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