Instances of Don't Look Reflex:
e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!
(Billy instantly swivels his head around)
Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?
Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?
e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!
(everyone in the tour immediately looks)
Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?
e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!
(Billy instantly swivels his head around)
Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?
Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?
e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!
(everyone in the tour immediately looks)
Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?
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president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.
person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.
person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.
person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.
person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.
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John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.
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