new year's resolution

a goal that you propose then forget the next day.

a goal that should be realistic.

My new year's resolution is to eat less junk food, exercise more, and live an overall healthier, more productive, studious, exciting, and fulfilling life. This will probably result in utter failure, but I am making it anyway.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

Revolive

An attention seeking man acting as a girl on the internet.

Guy1: Dude, i just made so much money pretending I'm a girl on the internet!
Guy2: Dude.. you're such a revolive

by Random- October 22, 2010

American Revolution

A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.

Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.

by Ereck Flowers September 9, 2018

Ryan Renolds

Hottest man in existence, He turned me gay and turns me on. I would sell my soul to get a single hair from his armpits. He is the love of my life and I want him to beat me.

I would kill myself for Ryan Renolds.

by Steepleton April 28, 2022

Drink Drink Revolution

Similar to popular video game "Dance Dance Revolution," except that after you play it, you will likely wake up the following morning in a shady motel room wearing a stewardess uniform.

I played Drink Drink Revolution the other night.

by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005

rehole

Blend of retard and asshole. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with asstard.

"You stupid rehole!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003

John Revolta

(1) A plugged up toilet (John) full of shit (Revolta).

(2) A prostitute's customer (John) who is really gross (Revolta).

(3) Nickname for John Travolta.

(1) I went into the gas station restroom only to find a John Revolta. I shat, and got gas, elsewhere.

by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 13, 2007