off the record

confidential, not to be repeated or quoted

They think they can just tear someone down with an off the record comment.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

recorder

A wooden instrument invented in the Renaissance, which came to its height of popularity in the Baroque period. Many famous composers wrote music for the recorder, including Bach, Vivaldi, Telemann and Handel. The recorder has Several sizes ranging from the 'Garklein' which is about 4.5 inches long, to the 'Contrabass' whish is about 4 feet long. The instrument was re-popularized in the late 20th century as a device for teaching young children about music. Unfortunately, this leaves many under the impression that the recorder is not a "real" instrument, when in fact, it is a lovely, complex and difficult to master instrument. The recorder has many names- Flute a bec, in French, Flauto Dolce, in Spanish and Blocflute in German. Many times recorders are accompanied by harpsichords, whose ”ping” sound contrasts beautifully with the mellow sound of the recorder.

Person 1: Do you play an instrument?

Person 2: Yes, I play the recorder.

Person 1: LOL! I played the recorder in 3rd grade! I played three blind mice!!1

Person 2: *sigh*

by Mingreyy September 6, 2005

Ed Banger Records

is a French electronic music record label run by Busy P (real name Pedro Winter). The label was founded in 2002 as a division of Headbangers Entertainment, and is home to French electro acts Justice, SebastiAn, Uffie, Krazy Baldhead, DJ Mehdi, Poney Poney, Mr. Flash, Vicarious Bliss, and Feadz.

All of Ed Banger Records' album art and video art is done by So Me.

Yo, You guys, did you hear the new Ed Banger Records - Ed Rec Vol. 2 CD? IT'S KILLIN IT!!

by V-Mrc "Vdash" Popeye May 6, 2007

Atlantic Records

A record label, which according to Weird Al Yankovic, sucks.

This is a description of a scene from "White and Nerdy":

Al: I edit Wikipedia!
(On screen, there is a computer with the Atlantic Records edit page pulled up, with in big blue words "YOU SUCK!" on the edit box.)

by Suzumiya360 September 5, 2009

Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019

Empire Records

Empire Records was made in the late 90's. Starring Liv Tyler and Renee Zellwegger (now both high payed actresses) It is about a record store that grows on everyone. The main story in the movie is being able to keep the store. In the end - I'm not giving it away.

hey, look - Empire Records is on - let's bake some magic brownies.

by mizinternational May 12, 2004

retortoise

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012