ratson

a stupid fucking cunt with a squeaky voice and doesnt know how to stop singing his favorite katy perry songs.

stfu ur such a ratson

by Namarox January 8, 2017

wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008

The Loomis Ratio

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006

ratio

used by mfs who have no comeback once they've lost an argument

"bro that's literally just flat out racist you can't just say tha-"

"r-r-rAtIo🥺😖😞😭😢"

by fart69bruh April 15, 2021

Tooth to tatoo ratio

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

by krovos August 7, 2009

ratio

(informal)
verb // past tense: ratio'd; progressive tense: ratioing; singular: ratios

Get more replies than retweets or likes on a post on social media (most commonly Twitter), which likely implies that the post should get more dislikes.

Me when someone posted a negative tweet and it has 420 replies and 69 likes:
BOI GET RATIO'D

by Summer Vacation March 12, 2021