"The Ramp" is when, while defecating, you partially submerge your hand in the toilet water at an angle so that the deuce hits your hand and then rolls into the water with nary a sound.
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Billionaire President of South Africa. He made himself rich by corruption and BEE, he hides money under the mattress.
by J Stick August 3, 2022
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Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
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Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
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"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
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Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".
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