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the act of doing a colonoscapy with a camera atached to one's penis (and or a prostetic)
when Britany Spears dyes her head purple and has sex with Rob Schnider because her cousin who had booked on the 9:00 flight to Baton Rouge Loisiana got moved to a trans atlantic fligtht to Ann Cultar's vagina becuse they runway was covered in unadobpted african babies and Angelina Jolie called in sick
The doctor could not see him right then so Mr. Goodman decided to preform a ramph

I had to go to the doctor for a condition known as
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