ramph

the act of doing a colonoscapy with a camera atached to one's penis (and or a prostetic)
;or,
when Britany Spears dyes her head purple and has sex with Rob Schnider because her cousin who had booked on the 9:00 flight to Baton Rouge Loisiana got moved to a trans atlantic fligtht to Ann Cultar's vagina becuse they runway was covered in unadobpted african babies and Angelina Jolie called in sick

The doctor could not see him right then so Mr. Goodman decided to preform a ramph

I had to go to the doctor for a condition known as

by Britany spears' second cousin April 17, 2009

on-ramp hero

Driver who, when entering the freeway, attempts to pass every car possible via the on-ramp before merging as the on-ramp ends (despite having numerous opportunities to merge safely prior). Of course, if oneself is doing it you're an on-ramp hero. If someone else is doing it, they're simply an asshole.

Passenger in my car: "Dude! On-ramp hero. You can pass a least six more cars."

Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.

by Mr70Homers April 28, 2022

ralphied

ralphied: to be assaulted by the person one is bullying whilst they yell incoherently

"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"

"son got raplhied"

"That nigga got ralphied "

"my dude got ralphied"

by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023

rampant ball

1. a. a ball, hairy or otherwise, that is profusely unrestrained or widespread; b. a prolific ball or nut (n.)

2. a. a ball or nut, hairy or otherwise, marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, or absence of restraint; b. an unrestrained or wild ball (n.)

1. Ya know Doug? That guy's got a rampant ball.

2. There is a rampant ball.

by P'tainz April 24, 2011

Rampant Douchebaggery

When a person, who may or may not be a douchebag, commits several obnoxious actions that would make them seem as if they were on a douchebag rampage.

For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".

This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.

Person 1:"Oh my God, did you see that guy start fist-pumping at the bar after he chugged that beer? He almost knocked his stupid visor off his head-and how can he even see? He's wearing sunglasses indoors!"
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."

by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010

Ralph Macchio

RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS

It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.

by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019

Rampart

To shamelessly self-promote a movie, redirecting any conversation towards the topic of the movie.

What is my favorite food? That would be steak, which reminds me of a scene in my upcoming movie, Rampart...

by baba_o'smiley May 9, 2012