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rocking chair winner 

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!
rocking chair winner by AbuserX December 16, 2008
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Radio controlled racing, involving airplanes, cars, trucks and boats.
RC racing is a very fun hobby that anyone can do. There are tracks all over the nation.
RC racing by HolmWrecker March 31, 2003

Rocking Soccer 

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.
Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"
Rocking Soccer by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016

Rocking a Piss 

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.
"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."
Rocking a Piss by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019

Crash Team Racing 

Also known as CTR, it is only the greatest video game ever created. There really isn't anything else you can say. If you didn't experience this game as a child, you should probably just end your life right here and now. You have no reason to exist anymore.
Dude did you see Kevin playing Crash Team Racing? He's incredible!
Yeah dude, he's a CTR god.
Crash Team Racing by drbkelso December 2, 2013

Diddy Kong Racing 

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.
Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.
Diddy Kong Racing by cstonz February 10, 2009

rocking a sidepipe 

When a male wears pants so tight, the outline of of his genitalia can be seen. Hence, giving the impression that he is rocking a sidepipe.
"Johnny wears pants so tight, he's rocking a sidepipe 24/7."