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quofing

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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quote me

a common phrase used to mean "remember this" or "take note of what i'm about to say"

possibly used when predicting future events, thus putting across the opinion that you said it first, and therefore are an uber cool and respected person.

alternatively just used as a means of emphasising a point.
philip oddie will one day end world poverty once and for all. quote me.

i love philip oddie and his cool cats. quote me.
by phubbs July 8, 2009
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quote-edit

A "quote-edit" is when someone clicks the quote icon of one of their own posts in an Internet forum when they intended to click the edit icon. They then end up editing the quote, which leaves the quoted post unedited, and the second post to be a non accurate quote of themselves with no non-quoted content.
Dam, I quote-edited, and this forum doesn't allow posters to delete posts!
by GarmGarf May 1, 2008
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Dinkle Quotes

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
by Nutz56 July 26, 2009
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quotebucket.org

A large quote database with quotes from around the internet.

"QuoteBucket hosts a collection of user submitted quotes from IRC networks around the internet,
Some quotes are also from MSN, Yahoo! IM, AIM, ICQ, MySpaceIM and many other on-line messaging services. "
An example quote from quotebucket.org:

(+tssguy123) So Nolan
(+tssguy123) Sup
(+tssguy123) With your sexual live
(+tssguy123) life
(+tssguy123) and i mean the relationship between you and your fist.
<%Caleb> O_O
(+Nolan) Fuck you.
by adpeni July 19, 2009
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Quoteving

Going on Quotev and eventually spending hours on it, reading stories and talking to random people you have never met but are just as weird as you.
Person: I'm Quoteving. *leaves forever*
by Lulu Ackins October 23, 2013
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air quotes

little bunny ears made with the fingers that indicate that:
1) you're quoting someone else
2) you're being sarcastic
3) you still think the "la-sers" thing from austin powers is funny.
'hey look guys! he's got a "la-ser"!! hahaha! ain't that great!!!'
by Catachresis June 4, 2004
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