Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

by Angus June 13, 2005

quid pro blo

When one person performs oral sex, so that their partner returns the favor.

I was really hoping to get a hummer last night, so I offered quid pro blo to my girlfriend.

by jumpinjackflash222 April 1, 2009

Quidditch Offseason

The period of time from the end of one quidditch season to the start of the next one. As its the only sport in harry potter, sports fans at hogwarts are left with nothing to watch during these six or so months.

similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.

Ron: turn off espn. all they're showing is highlights from last month's quidditch championship

harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.

by buttclops March 21, 2010

Bon Qui-Quied

Having an extremely bad expeirence with a female fast food employee as seen in the MADD TV skit with Bon Qui Qui, an employee who works at King Burger.

This can include but is not limited to: incorrect orders, being threatened to be "cut", having security called on you for having a complicated order, and/or greeted "Welcome to (restaurant) where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy!"

Bon Qui-Quied The woman who works at King Burger refused give me a milkshake because it was too complicated She gave me a coke instead I just got Bon Qui-Quied

by A Game Yo February 16, 2009

quid pro quo

1. A Latin expression that means an equal exchange. Similar to give and take.

2. An expression which, if used by an insane cannibal psychiatrist you happen to be talking to, is an excellent sign that you're in a LOT of trouble.

1. I gave her 20 bucks, she gave me... well, quid pro quo, y'know?

2. Lecter: Quid pro quo, Clarisse.
Clarisse (if she'd had ANY sense): Yo, I'm gettin' the hell outta HERE.

by asdf.what January 28, 2004

Ny-Quil on Elm Street

Noun: NY-QUIL enhanced REM sleep and dreams.

What happens when you take a regular, adult-sized dose of Ny-Quil, pass out into the obligatory coma and dream about hamsters the size of cattle chasing you through Disney World's "Magic Kingdom" until you fall down, they strip you naked and tie your shoes.

"Last night I was so sick. I took some Ny-Quil. Next thing I know, the "Where's the Beef" lady from the old 80's Wendy's commercials was lubed-up and riding me like a mechanical bull in a strip bar. It was like Ny-Quil on Elm Street"!

by The Divine Grace December 22, 2010

quillan

The most amazing guy in the whole world, he is super funny and can make you smile even if you dont want to. He is so caring and kind to everyone even if a lot of people hate him for no reason at all. He has the most wonderful dark blue/green eyes. He is super sweet and sometimes he can be really dirty. He is so fun and makes everything so much more fun. His laugh is the cutest thing ever and is very contaigous. He makes the world a better place. He's crazy but in a good way. He is kinda nervous and awkward at first but if you become good friends he is all out a awesome crazy person that you would want to spend you whole life with. He is so smart and has a fact for almost anything. He is the best friend you could ever have and will alway be there for you if you need him, never loss him as a friend you WILL regret it for the rest of your life if you do, if you are dating a Quillan then be sure to keep him and treat him well because he is the most wonderful funny sexy and just plan AMAZING person ever.

Person 1: OMG I just met the most funny, awesome, hot and just plan cool guy ever!

Person 2: Holy crap you are so lucky you must have met a Quillan.

Person 1: How did you know his name?

Person 2: Because what you just said Could only describe a Quillan.

by Camimi March 10, 2013