Queener

A male with a crippling smile that hates asian food, that has brain farts cosntantly.

Wow did he really ask what is 20 divided by 5 in AP Calculus? He must be a Queener.

by Mr.Queener November 9, 2017

Queered

The act of doing something gay.

Man you just fucking queered when you kissed that guy!
Oops I just queered.

by 21dannywesman November 16, 2011

queener

a person who tries to impress girls by heel clicking in the air, and wears the same shirt all the time, and his only friends are ugly girls who say he's cute. walks on his tippy toes

That dude doing the heel clicking over the bush is a friggin queener.

by fresh shapoopy June 6, 2007

queener

When a queef occurs during sex. (Queef + on the wiener = queener)

Oh my god last night my girlfriend queenered, it was so disgusting!

by christhegreat June 1, 2009

Queered

Skewed, messed, fowled, or fucked up. Broken or nonfunctional. Ruined, tainted, or changed....As in test results that are messed up; whether by accident, or deliberate action. Also any mechanical device or machine that is broken, or non functional for similar reasons.

1. "These test results are completely queered".

2. "This engine is totally queered, dude".

3. "You've really queered this whole party by inviting your jerk-off brother".

by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009

Queener

An effeminate human male so enthralled by his female companion that he embraces feminine activities with disturbing conviction and enthusiasm. As a queener begins engaging in activities such as cookware shopping, horseback riding, or semi-spontaneous trips to Paris/Rome his testosterone evaporates abruptly, leaving him even too defeated to have hopes of ever reviving his manliness.

Term is derived from a man who "queens" his woman by groveling and bowing to her every demand and need, no matter how much it displeases him or may cause him physical pain.

-Dave's not hanging with us tonight because he's throwing a Tupperware party with his wife tonight.

-Wow, Dave's turned into quite the "queener" ever since their first date at that Sting concert.

by S Lopez December 24, 2007

queenelizII

Angst's resident angel, providing a glimmer of light in a turgid pool of crap.

Tchaikovsky was to music, what QueenElizII is to the internet.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003