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poom

clean, fresh, tight, neatl'e shaven and fragrant pussy dat drive man fuckin' wile an insane wi' passion
A) She av'a nice pussy
B) Dat pussy was POOM rudbai!
by liberty November 26, 2003
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poom poom

The thing found only in girls, the thing that makes a female awesome
Gina is so great, she has off the scale poom.
by nz May 29, 2003
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poom

originally caribbean (i think) term for vagina
"hit dat poom"
by Lethal Splinta July 27, 2003
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Poomper

A female who performs an extreme act of flatulence whether by voluntary or involuntary action.
After a night of Mexican food Carmen became the biggest Poomper I know.
by mike66gill January 15, 2009
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Poomba

A morbidly obese female. She would be reminiscent of the character in "The Lion King", by the same name. The word may also apply to men, but mostly females. In dating sites they may consider themselves to be a BBW.
Oh man, I woke up this morning next to a poomba. I really should stop drinking so much.

Hey man, look at the moo-moo that poomba is wearing.
by charolastra1977 March 9, 2010
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Soor Ploom

A soor ploom is a rare occurrence. When somebody experiences a soor ploom, they are feeling severe pain, this pain is also know as ring sting. Extreme gas (farting) also accompanies the sting. Soor plooms usually occur after one eats food that is extremely spicy, unfortunately a beverage does not settle this problem.
Ford ate a poutine, he did not get a soor ploom. Lily, on the other hand, ate gumbo......Wow! She is gonna feel the pain tomorrow!
by HankyDankyDoo August 23, 2009
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poomlette

A type of omlette created using ones' anus. Raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the anus and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some shit. It is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.
Can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

E.g. "Damn, that smells like a fucking poomlette"

Or as a threat to someone you don't like:

E.g. "I'm gonna make you eat my poomlette you fuck!"
by El Pornino November 11, 2007
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