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Petroleum Engineer

The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo
Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.
by PETROENGG July 28, 2011
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petrol whore

a person you would give a lift to, sort of like a taxi, but instead of paying with money, the driver would be paid with sexual favours.
i gave a petrol whore a ride home last night after the party. i got a free blow job
by david_the_manly March 28, 2008
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Petrolhead

A person(s) with an addiction to cocaine. The word petrolhead comes from the use of petrol in the synthesis of cocaine

Origins: This word dates back to the late 90's / early 00's. Originating from the coke capital of the world (Bristol).
"Toilets in lakota..."
X: Got some of that 10/10 Peruvian

Marching Gear
Y: You fucking petrolhead

X: *Sniffffffff*
Y: Well gives us a stripe then
by Your Local Priest February 24, 2020
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petrolhead

Enthusiast of petrol (gasoline) engines or cars
Petrolheads may prefer the gasoline version of this automobile to the diesel one.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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petrocci

a petrocci is a very kind caring person. someone that you couldnt live one day without after meeting them. real down to earth but yet so goofy that you couldnt resist. has great friends&family around them. cute and attractive and always knows what to say.party animal but still a good person. loves their family to death and treats them with great respect. the kind of person you can do basically anything around and you wont be judged unless youre a strait up loser. the one youll miss when they arent right by your side. the one who will jam out to songs like usher's song OMG for hourss in the car. also loves to GTL it all day if they could. overall best friend you could ever ask for. besties forever&alwayss no matter what:)
You're at a party
me: yo where's shmalibear?
marcus: what the helll are you talking about?
me: alex you dipshit. this party isn't a party until there's a petrocci here!
by Shartowski January 17, 2011
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Petrolia, CA

a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.
"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
by ptown lover December 7, 2012
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Petrologic

Petrologic. Its Petros' actual world, a lot different than the ordinary one; It is multidimensional, electronic music plays in the background; a non-judgmental place with lots of nice people! Drugs don't exist there as Petrologic is a drug itself! Not everyone can understand or experience it as its structured in such sophisticated Petrologic way that makes it nearly impossible for non cool people to decode it.. In order to gain access to Petrologic you have to pass a certain assessment by Petros himself and be on the same frequency.
Oh my god! Last night me, Tina and Petros were totally Petrologic!
Those guys have gone bonkers.. I think they will get Petrologic soon..
by Fluffer 'the original' April 22, 2013
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