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carly patterson

A 16-year-old gymnast who earned a gold medal with the US team at the Athens olympics. Considered quite attractive, she resides in Allen, Texas, just 20 minutes north of Dallas.
by Kevin the Great July 26, 2005
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Patterson

A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.

Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.
Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!
by Grandmaster Darsh September 5, 2011
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pitters

A sense of impending doom or extreme apprehension. Refers to armpit perspiration that accompanies a frightening or uneasy situation. Used as an excalamation or a noun.
"Pitters dude! I'm running on empty and it's a hundred miles to the next gas station."

"I've got some irreversible pitters going about this project for work. My boss has been riding my ass all week and I haven't even started yet.
by DC_dimmy January 5, 2006
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putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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carly patterson

Young gymnast whose legendary calmness yet explosive skills won her the all-around gold medal at the 2004 Olympic games in Athens.
Carly traineds at WOGA (World of Olympic Gymnastics Academy) in Plano Texas.
Carly Patterson? Damn, that girl has abs!
by bleedingstar June 17, 2006
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rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick
where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"
by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010
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Pitters

When you drink too much coffee, get the jitters, and have to poop. Popping out the jitters.
"Aw man, that Carmel Macchiato gave me the pitters!"
by Tb93 September 5, 2015
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