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smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue
"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"
by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009
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sick pump

when you work out and the blood goes to your biceps.
Some douchebag: Woooow bro, check out ma sick pump. Look how big these babies are.
Kisses both biceps*
by Sashi69 November 20, 2018
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Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
by Potatogenic June 8, 2019
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Lil Pump

One of the finest intellectuals of our time. Lilliam Pumpernickel, or "Lil Pump" as his followers in the Gucci Gang call him is a current day prophet from Miami with the goal of spreading love and unity throughout our world.

One of his most famous quotes

"Spehn teh rack on uh noo cheh" roughly translates to

"loving your neighbor as yourself is the greatest thing a man can do"

Lil Pump daily 2 gallons on the juice of the gods, lean, and smokes about 3, 5 pound blunts. Because of his excessive sipping and smoking he has been enlightened to seek out the actress of iCarly,Miranda Cosgrove, and have many children to to further the intellectual growth of humanity. His followers, also known as "Gucci Gangsters" are so passionate about their leader they will do anything to stop or silence any criticism about Lil Pump. They scream, yell and raise their burning pitchforks at anyone who dares to halt the furtherment of our race by Lil Pump.

....Naaaaaaah that slibba high key retarded as fuck.....
Dan- "yo did u hear lil pumps new song"

Tom- "ya dude the message is so deep more people need to hear the message"
by JuulianV69 June 12, 2018
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Shit Pumped

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.
We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.
by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009
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three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie
John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips
by Club April 10, 2015
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fist pumpers

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.
Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........
by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012
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