pud

a small baby sized dick

Oh, man you have a pud like my brother!

by apelikepresident January 19, 2005

pud

a giant scrotum sucking ass nugget.... who never returns ure calls

tell that b*tch to f*cking to touch herself in her room while i masterbate to porn and touch my pud. Lee is a ass hole

by jimmy bean December 18, 2003

pud

A too easy task or job for a REAL man to do. It can be used in jest or serioulsy about a coworker or friend or even an enemy.

Stupid goober, you always take the pud job.

by old49er July 16, 2010

Pud

pud is the new definition of cool.

Damn, those shoes are so pud!

that band sounded so pud last night.

not pud, man. not pud.

by firefly88815 May 22, 2011

pud

(P)ost
(U)rination
(D)rip

After you shake it and like 2 minutes later you feel a warm sensation in your pants, that's pud. This phenomenon is sometimes caused by a mis-aligned fly which can cut off the flow of the urethra.

by Marklar420 April 21, 2006

pud

(1)scrotum, dickwad. (2)flaccid penis...opposite of "boner."

by Ben April 12, 2003

pud

He who loves an infusion.

He's such a pud.

by spiink May 7, 2003