Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.

"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore

by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011

sister pringle

When you adopt a Pringle to be your sister, they are know as a sister Pringle. This could also be used as a compliment as Pringles are tasty, so you are calling them tasty.

"Hey there, sister Pringle, how are you doing?"

by MonkeyNuts8749 January 3, 2017

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

Pringles

a delectable yet salty snack often found in long tubes which can be used to amplify weak Wireless signals.

pringles are good

I use a pringle can to steal wireless internet

by ranova May 11, 2004

Pringles

Chips in a tube!

'nuff said

Chips in a tube? that's just CRAZY!
*proceeds to shove tube in mouth and eat chips* numnumnumnumnumnum

by Klayman July 2, 2005

praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

by PeeBee February 18, 2004

pringles poop

when a person defecates, wipes and gets up, leaves the bathroom, ends up pooing again 3 minutes later, wipes, leaves, and then is back again 3 minutes later again and again and again.

effectively stating that "once you "pop/poop" you can't stop!"

just like opening a tube of pringles

>man, i had the worst pringles poop in the history of the world today....i was in and out and in and out and in and out for well over an hour today....

> that sucks man, my pringles poops usually only last for 3 or 4 trips back.

by Bam 9 October 26, 2010