John, thinking that his
music isn'
t playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the
ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his
gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.